Curse of the Undead Werepire Drakatrice Shark​-​Babe Honeys from the Black Lagoon

by Midwives Of Discord

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      $1 USD  or more

     

lyrics

Verse1;
By the time I realized where I was
I started getting double vision, think might have been drugged
My legs gave, tumbled into the middle of three
Corpse brides giving each other head literally

I'm a shady dude, but I ain't lady food
And I'm not especially inside a scaly mood
But this lagoon bitch was sipping on Bombay
I think she wants to try to eat my dick in the wrong way

Her claw started feeling up my leg
Fuck sake! Kicked her away and then I rushed ahead
But the door was blocked by a group of sluts undead
I get the feeling they don't wanna be tucked in bed

All this anxiety is making my heart skip
Saw a toothy grin coming at me with shark tits
This player wouldn't yiff if you paid him on beast-street
Somebody help, I don't want Mayhem to eat me!

Chorus;
But that's how you get eaten at an orgy
Leave the flipcam, or the preacher won't endorse me
Peeking through the door, bodies leaking on the floor
And I'm tweaking cause the horde's getting freaky in the morgue scene

This is not my kink, but it's too hot to think
I need a glock on me constantly
Or else succumb to the Curse of the Undead Werepire
Drakatrice Shark-Babe Honeys from the Black Lagoon

Verse2;
I ain't about to be fish bait
Scared the broad away when I gave her my mixtape
Made a B-line through the bottom floor's light
Droppin' werewolf bitches, cause I bought 'em Coors Light

Through the darkness, masking my trace
I heard a farfetched laugh in the caves
Medusa starlet, asking to taste
Believe me when is say the carpet's matching the drapes

Even though I'm more inclined to get pussy from a Cockatrice
I haven't been this rock-hard since the Apocalypse
Tried to double back to a crack in the crypts
But got cutoff by a vampire shmacking her lips

"I know I said I wanna get my grue sucked
But blood donations with my dick is too much!"
She got pissed, bit my junk and scarred my leg
Good thing my crotch smells like garlic bread

Chorus;
But that's how you get eaten at an orgy
Leave the flipcam, or the preacher won't endorse me
Peeking through the door, bodies leaking on the floor
And I'm tweaking cause the horde's getting freaky in the morgue scene

This is not my kink, but it's too hot to think
I need a glock on me constantly
Or else succumb to the Curse of the Undead Werepire
Drakatrice Shark-Babe Honeys from the Black Lagoon

Outro;
My body's nothing but sex-corpse, pagan-feed
Going balls-out, they're tryna extort vacancy
I should have known you can expect more latency
Dealing with an underworld escort agency

Strapped down upon a rusty altar
Lusty talkers chewing on my ugly walker
This sucks; it's what I get for sexist rhymes
I'll be a succubus' bitch for the rest of time

credits

released April 24, 2015
The one and only, the fucking amazing Kukuruyo for the Lamia.
kukuruyo.com
kukuruyoart.deviantart.com
www.facebook.com/KuKuruYo
twitter.com/kukuruyo

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

Midwives Of Discord

Created by Obelion, Sickness and Dawn Blush, Midwives Of Discord is a band that blends Metal, Electro and Rap to come up with the freshest sounds it can !

contact / help

Contact Midwives Of Discord

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code